a-dub around the world

Anastasia? You’re on blast!

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:22:49 -0700

Anastasia? You’re on blast!

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Fri, 17 May 2013 23:05:01 -0700

My whole inbox no matter it be facebook, my cell-phone, mailbox (except for spam)Is chalk full of me...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:52:53 -0700

My whole inbox no matter it be facebook, my cell-phone, mailbox (except for spam)

Is chalk full of me sending messages but no one ever responding.

I think that says something about my life or something.

Goodbyes hurt too much, that’s why I don’t do them frequently. Separate note: enemas...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:26:00 -0700

Goodbyes hurt too much, that’s why I don’t do them frequently. Separate note: enemas also hurt, that’s why I don’t do them frequently either.

my friends when they talk to me

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:01:04 -0700

my friends when they talk to me

"We’re all doing the best we can and sometimes it is not that good."

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:33:07 -0700

“We’re all doing the best we can and sometimes it is not that good.”

- Maria Bamford

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Fri, 17 May 2013 01:02:18 -0700

I feel like I haven’t been completely open with you guys, so I’m hear to clear up all...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:34:10 -0700

I feel like I haven’t been completely open with you guys, so I’m hear to clear up all the rumors. The truth is, yes, I did one time shave my butt hole.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 01:33:42 -0700

Therapist: Have you ever wanted to harm yourself?

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:59:04 -0700

Therapist: Have you ever wanted to harm yourself?
Me: Does killing myself count?
Therapist: ...Yes
Me: Okay.
Therapist: ...So what's the real reason for you being here?
Me: Maybe the killing myself part.

Name for a porno: Cum to Brazil

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:53:00 -0700

Name for a porno: Cum to Brazil

Activia Go-gurt; for the girl on the go who really needs to go

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:06:49 -0700

Activia Go-gurt; for the girl on the go who really needs to go

WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? Tumblr won't let me post links but check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:14:16 -0700

Omg stop :’(

I promise I’ll start buying more lean cuisines

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Tue, 14 May 2013 10:24:14 -0700

"The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself."

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:53:13 -0700

“The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.”

- Mark Twain

"In bed at 4PM I held my pillow and thought “oh well” in regards to my entire life."

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:48:33 -0700

“In bed at 4PM
I held my pillow
and thought “oh well”
in regards to my entire life.”

- Tao Lin

thats bull shit, you are good looking, very good looking, and it's going to be a lot harder for you to find someone to have that friendship with and be happy like everyone else because youre smarter than them, you think more and youre different. youre not some boring carbon copy like everyone else is. you do you :]

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:42:35 -0700

;’)
It is honestly so much harder for me to make friends.
It’s like people have to go through a process of accepting who I am, and everyone normally stops at the very first step of the friend making process.

I have new roommates

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:01:34 -0700

and they might or might not be hoarders.

So I decided to list a couple things they decided to bring to our not full sized apartment

-a 4ft x 4ft reptile cage with a dead corn snake in it
-an antique standpost that is 3/4ths broken
-the structure of the futon (not the pillows that go on it however)
-empty bottles of hand sanitizer
-industrial vacuum
-just one crutch missing the other half

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Sat, 11 May 2013 10:53:56 -0700

Has anyone ever broken down at a club filled with a bunch of people because you realized you will...

Sat, 11 May 2013 02:30:43 -0700

Has anyone ever broken down at a club filled with a bunch of people because you realized you will never be good looking, or have a friend that you extremely connect with or that you will never be as happy as other people are? Because I’m just trying to marginalize my craziness.