June 2012
108 posts
Dream life
So this is the life I created for myself.
I’m living in Canada in a big city, probably Toronto, Vancouver or Montreal.
I’m dating this dark latino with blue eyes, (their family immigrated to Canada because it was easier than the USA) I’m in college, but I’m teaching Spanish classes on the weekend
I have a Monday to Friday job that I love and that I have to take the metro...
Stonewall was 43 years ago to this date. Don't...
I swear to bajesus when I have the money to move,...
Anonymous asked: hey! i want to say something to you. i follow you all the time on tumblr. i read your posts and try to understand you. i guess you don't have any bf. well actually i don't have too. but its never worry me because in my inside i have another person that i like to spend time with her. so i just want to say dont worry about loneliness. it's way better then shitty friends your around....
So I have... wanderlust
I don’t even know if that’s the right word.. but I just feel.. that i’m never happy with where i am I create this perfect life in my head… who i want to spend the rest of my life with.. where i want to be living.. what i want to be doing.. It may seem like the easy answer to this would be “WELL THEN JUST DO IT” partially I am.. but at a very glacial pace.. and...
So tonight
I guess was cray lol. It seems I still get picked on nowadays… I guess it doesn’t help to my already low self-esteem lolz. But here is the story.. I am here at the beach with all my relatives on my dads side.. everyone I havent ever met.. and after dinner we were told there was a “college party” so a couple of us guys go walk down the street.. looking for shenanigans and...
My summer 2012 anthem list:
Marina and the Diamonds
Lana del Rey
I want a bestfriend
This has concluded my blogging for tonight
I like to start my days by listening to "Glamazon"...
..just to remind myself I am a glamazon…
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I just realized from going to the doctor that I am an inch taller than I thought I was. This means that the dating pool just got a lot smaller. /sad story
personal anecdote
I remember one time in speech class last semester, my speech teacher went on to talk about how Mountain Dew was made specifically for red necks and hillbillies. Pepsi had sent scientists and researchers to reach this demographic so they could rack in as much profit possible. No sooner as she had explained the story, I looked over to this girl on my right who was wearing...
Has anyone else ever created a perfect image of your life while daydreaming? Bu then have a daymare because you realize it will never happen. Anyone?
"I need you, I breathe you, I'll never leave you"
part of my comedy routine that is non-existent: why do people on dating websites say they love the outdoors? I know you’re lying. It is 110 degrees here. no one is outside bitch
So the advice my mom gave me to cheer me up… she took from one of her transgender patients. She told me “let it glow.”
Thx mum.
I got that summertime sadness
Literally rolling my eyes because I know these bitches that just reblog shit aren’t actually funny in real life.
Applications to be my sugar daddy are now open.
