When people talk about “dating” or “friends” I just think…. “what privileged cis white heterosexual scumbags.”
Sometimes I think about the fact that I could die alone… and then also I sometimes think of how many doughnuts I could buy on my Dunkin Donuts giftcard… #crazythoughts
My whole inbox no matter it be facebook, my cell-phone, mailbox (except for spam) Is chalk full of me sending messages but no one ever responding. I think that says something about my life or something.
Goodbyes hurt too much, that’s why I don’t do them frequently. Separate note: enemas also hurt, that’s why I don’t do them frequently either.
We’re all doing the best we can and sometimes it is not that good.– Maria Bamford
I feel like I haven’t been completely open with you guys, so I’m hear to clear up all the rumors. The truth is, yes, I did one time shave my butt hole.
Therapist: Have you ever wanted to harm yourself?
Me: Does killing myself count?
Therapist: ...So what's the real reason for you being here?
Me: Maybe the killing myself part.
Name for a porno: Cum to Brazil
Activia Go-gurt; for the girl on the go who really needs to go
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.– Mark Twain
In bed at 4PM I held my pillow and thought “oh well” in regards to my entire...– Tao Lin
Anonymous asked: thats bull shit, you are good looking, very good looking, and it's going to be a lot harder for you to find someone to have that friendship with and be happy like everyone else because youre smarter than them, you think more and youre different. youre not some boring carbon copy like everyone else is. you do you :]
I have new roommates
and they might or might not be hoarders. So I decided to list a couple things they decided to bring to our not full sized apartment -a 4ft x 4ft reptile cage with a dead corn snake in it -an antique standpost that is 3/4ths broken -the structure of the futon (not the pillows that go on it however) -empty bottles of hand sanitizer -industrial vacuum -just one crutch missing the other half
Has anyone ever broken down at a club filled with a bunch of people because you realized you will never be good looking, or have a friend that you extremely connect with or that you will never be as happy as other people are? Because I’m just trying to marginalize my craziness.
And I am bored to death with it. Bored to death with this place, bored to death...– Charles Dickens
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Hyperbole and a Half: Depression Part Two →
I have never ever ever ever been able to find a description of my depression so exact and so accurate, that the fact that someone feels just like I do, makes me feel a little better.
Sometimes I like to call corporations and tell them how much I love their product so that they send me free shit. I called Trojan to tell them how much I love their product, but I don’t think they believed me, because they never sent me any free samples.
Biggest challenge 4 smart intuitive sensitives who uncover life’s cruel...– RuPaul
Thanks to all my happy bdays. I don’t have a lot of friends so all these interactions that I have with you guys I truly appreciate.
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND I NEED ATTENTION
People that are in their 20s and still aren’t over the fact that they’re gay. Let’s talk real talk hun-ty.
Okay, I like beards. But when you’re 20 and have a full on grown beard that looks like you haven’t been in civilization for a year, it’s not cute anymore.
sylvanburningcenter: poeple that are cute and hot at the same time
I think I started having more success when I stopped feeling like there was a...– Justin McElroy in the little documentary The Verge made about Paul Miller’s year without the internet
there was a gay man in charge of the Great Gatsby soundtrack…
Highs and Lows of Today
Low: Having to give away my dogs and having a breakdown during finals. High: Following a guy who had an amazing ass wearing basketball shorts to class for a good 8 minutes, pre-breakdown. All and all, my next therapy sesh will be fun.
We had to give away the dogs today. I am so upset, I’m so angry, I’m so done. It’s just kills me to think that dogs who are only 7 years old, will probably be killed. All this during finals and when I’m working full time. I feel like I can’t be there for my families, and I wish I could have saved my dogs. I wish I just had normal people problems. You know, choosing...