but when I talk to cross-eyed people I get so nervous and I never know what to do

At night I get lonely and desperate and I text all my friends to see if they still love me.

So today I just had a phone interview, and I used the word “smizing” and the interviewer thought it was hilarious. He asked me if I would “rock the job” and I told him “obvi.”

Yesterday during another interview the guy was telling me the work uniform, and he told me that we could wear skirts.. so I of course had to ask if we could wear “skorts”… to which he died laughing.

I’m really liking this whole being myself thing, with impertinence to other’s opinions. Of course, I can see how people would think this was informal, however, I am nothing but professional. I can’t apologize for being so hilarious.

that I’ve been “talking” with hasn’t texted me in two days..
my sister never lent me her copy of “he’s just not that into you”
so I’m just gonna assume that everything is fine and dandy