a-dub around the world

21 Years Old

Sometimes I write funny things

Sometimes I write sad things

Andrew Zimmern still won't tweet me back

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I posted this on Facebook for Easter.
me always
Reblogged from b00tyswag, Posted by lomasdope.

The part of Untucked where Alyssa Edwards gives her secrets and Laganja is just “yes mama”ing everything makes me very uncomfortable.

Conversation I just had with my mom

  • Me: Mom, you'll never believe how much I got back on my tax return.
  • Mom: Well honey that's great, you work hard and you earned it.
  • Me: Yeah, I am so excited I can finally take that trip to Argentina.
  • Mom: That's great!
  • Me: I know, I'll have to put it all in my savings.
  • Mom: Honey, make sure you practice safe sex.
  • Me: Wait. What? Mom, where are you?
  • Mom: Just at the gym. Honey I just see it so much, now you can buy condoms with your tax return.
  • Me: Uh.. well.. don't worry.
  • Me: Wait, you're saying this out loud at the gym?
  • Mom: Yeah, it's a really gay gym.

What if instead of asking someone if they’re a top or bottom you ask them “Are you more Sailor Uranus or Sailor Neptune?”