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21 Years Old

Sometimes I write funny things

Sometimes I write sad things

Andrew Zimmern still won't tweet me back

Can I just tell you guys that during improv I did a scene with this guy who is extremely dreamy and everything had to be based off of Mulan. Well, he wanted to be the pole that Mulan climbs up, and of course I was Mulan but it was hard because during the whole thing I could only think of this one quote:


So I love ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) videos. Basically some people get “tingles” from very meticulous actions or quiet noises that people make. Mostly to help with anxiety or to aid in falling asleep.
I was watching one, and in this video the girl is rubbing a decorative grass ball on a piece of fake fur… I had to stop the video and ask myself: “what the fuck?”
I think this is the equivalent of when you’re jerking off and then you think of something so perverse that you have to stop masturbating.



Florence and the Machine - Stay With Me (Sam Smith cover)
[live @ Orange Warsaw Festival 06.14.2014] xx

This is out of this world. 


Played — 483,181 times
Trackname — Stay With Me (Sam Smith cover)
Artist — Florence + the Machine

Does everyone have that one friend who just assumes you know all of their friends/family?

"So I was talking to Michael yesterday… you know how Michael is… and then he was supposed to get the keys to Sarah’s house… but on the way to Sarah’s house (you know how far away Sarah’s house is) - he met up with Kendra and they had a huge fight"

And you’re just standing there like…… what?? Who the hell are these people

served so much forehead last night


i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with